If you have lived in Abuja for more than a year, you should understand the term “fake Abuja big girl” or FABB.
These are the girls who are usually very attractive, own all the Apple products in this world, live in N1million flats in Maitama, but if you check their background, their parents are struggling in their various villages.
Enough said, let me educate you.
12. She Is A Tease
Go on her instagram page number one her name is either Janethebosschick or firstadyzainab or priciliathegoddess or one kind of funny looking name like that, then she is always posting suggestive photos teasing all these horny small boys on the gram who are always commenting telling her how beautiful she is. Its either she is stylishly showing of bum bum or it will be her bobby.
11. Balling for the Gram:
When going through her instagram Photos you will notice she is either in one five star hotel or another, then she is eating lunch at a very expensive chinese restaurant, she is always on a plane, having unnecessary vacations in Dubai, My sister are you a travel Blogger?
10. Bleached skin and tattoos:
9. Drive around town in flashy rides
In attempt to look like the cream dela cream of Abuja, these babes drive around in the flashiest cars. Don’t be deceived the ride is either for their father or family member or worse, the company’s ride.
Once you notice she changes cars like he changes clothes without any serious job just ditch her fast.
8. Fake accent:
7. Long ‘human’ hair:
6. Own the latest android phones:
5. Don’t invite you to their houses:
4. They don’t have any job
These babes are usually jack of all trades. Today she is a make up artist, tomorrow she has goods that she is selling.
They are mostly called contractors. Always chasing contracts, trying to fit in a class they don’t belong.
3. They are related to politicians
Typical fake Abuja babes knows every politician there is to know. You hear them call Buhari their uncle and Kemi Adeosun their God-mother. Na wa oh!
2. They wear designers
They are the ones that dress top to bottom in designers. The saying that wealth is silent is no joke. There is a huge difference between being sophisticated and dressing to impress. Be careful. they can use all their money to buy Designer bags and will have only N500 in their account balance.
1. Only dates connected Guys & Men
If your father is not a top politician, Or you are not financially flamboyant don’t even bother. These fake babes will date normal guys but never settle down with them.
When its time to settle down, they hunt for politicians children or connected guys.
The fact is most of them are dreaming of marrying Buhari’s son right now.